Tony's corner

Well as some of you know yestarday... I can't really handle my liquor... or liquore if you will. 2 drinks and 1 shot of tequila totally killed me, it might have been that and the mix of smokey smokey air and dancing with Megan that got me. Holy Monkey mating AntMan!!! Totally didn't feel superly duperly good.

So we all left Ezzies round 11:30, btw they're were some dam fine ladies and some dam fine ladies in dam fine costumes, and some dam fine men dressed up as women... .ER!!! In some cases you couldn't tell from behind... HOnest. The funniest thing at Ezzies though was i was hit from behind by a penis... THATS RIGHT A PENIS! NOT A PIANIST A PENIS! Hehe these 2 guys dressed up as penises.... I guess it was for some..... DOUBLE PENETRATION! HAHAH

We went to Brandon's house to watch some movies... but since kev and meg were just saying high... and i wasn't feeling berry berrry good i decided to leave with them... My stomach was more upset then Tom Arnold finding out he never had a career! BAAA ZING!!!!

So down to the point... i got home, my parents didn't suspect i was drunk... decided to take a shower... puked suddenly and wasn't able to get the toilet seat completely out of the way.... naked and shivering cause of the boo's, cleaned up the toilet... took a quick shower... while still shivering mind you... dried myself off and tried to drink as much water as i could hold with out puking again... So that was my night...

Visa Vi I actually felt pretty good this morning!

Hey guys! So I dunno I've been sitting on stuff to blog about... I'm not quite sure I remember them all.

Anyways I guess I'll just start by listing off the unwritten rules we edmontonians live by that I've had to conclude about.

1. When faced with the choice of seats, no matter where you are you will naturally try not to sit right beside anyone you do not know. This is due to the belief that if you do sit beside a stranger when faced with choice not to, you seat will explode and the person beside you will stab you in the chest with a spork.

2. When faced with the choice of awkward silence, and awkward conversation, the choice is almost always awkward conversation, especially when your sitting beside "them". This is because if we are faced with awkward silence, a silence seeking Pterodactyl will home in on you and grab you to feed it's young. This doesn't matter if you are a vehicle because we all know that Pterodactyls can find you and open anything with their laser eyes and diamond claws.

3.We yawn when we see other people yawn. This isn't because we "believe" it's contagious, its because it's an evolutionary characteristic for homosapiens (yes, I did say "homo"). See our ancestors had this "game", well thats what they called it but who are we kidding it's to weed out the weak, where if you saw someone yawn you had to follow. Now the punishment for not keeping the chain going was that you had to bend over and everyone in the tribe was allowed to give you one punch in one of your ass cheeks, one of your choice to be fair. This then inhibited your ability to move hence being weak and then they died, thats why we instinctually yawn when other people do.


Well I gotta go know time for supper cyall!