Tony's corner

Hey guys! So I dunno I've been sitting on stuff to blog about... I'm not quite sure I remember them all.

Anyways I guess I'll just start by listing off the unwritten rules we edmontonians live by that I've had to conclude about.

1. When faced with the choice of seats, no matter where you are you will naturally try not to sit right beside anyone you do not know. This is due to the belief that if you do sit beside a stranger when faced with choice not to, you seat will explode and the person beside you will stab you in the chest with a spork.

2. When faced with the choice of awkward silence, and awkward conversation, the choice is almost always awkward conversation, especially when your sitting beside "them". This is because if we are faced with awkward silence, a silence seeking Pterodactyl will home in on you and grab you to feed it's young. This doesn't matter if you are a vehicle because we all know that Pterodactyls can find you and open anything with their laser eyes and diamond claws.

3.We yawn when we see other people yawn. This isn't because we "believe" it's contagious, its because it's an evolutionary characteristic for homosapiens (yes, I did say "homo"). See our ancestors had this "game", well thats what they called it but who are we kidding it's to weed out the weak, where if you saw someone yawn you had to follow. Now the punishment for not keeping the chain going was that you had to bend over and everyone in the tribe was allowed to give you one punch in one of your ass cheeks, one of your choice to be fair. This then inhibited your ability to move hence being weak and then they died, thats why we instinctually yawn when other people do.


Well I gotta go know time for supper cyall!