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Once atime a blog...

On the way to my house, Tom dropped off Dev at KFC to buy some toonie tuesday, so Tom asked, "Do you have any cash Hun?" and then Dev's face went like this...
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Well it's been a strange week... i've been doing stuff and i've been actually going out in society. And as a result i've seen how beautiful the world is! AHEM! sorry did i say the world? I meant chicks... and did i say beautiful? i really meant hot! Its crazy the variety of people that there are, and how its such a crazy mix no matter where you go... cept KKK central... They're just cocks down there dunno why though...

"Drug dealing just to get by, stack your money 'till it gets sky high. We wasn't 'sposed to live past 25. Jokes on you, we still alive."

So yeah anyways on sunday my aunt got me this one time job to bus tables and stuff, it was a pretty decent job, i made good do'h. But yeah I go to see some clothe catch fire, how friggen messy ppl can eat... like seriously... you add the words "Cheap" and "buffet", and ppl are all over it like suck on a sucker. Now if you say, add in sea food, then all hell breaks loose. "Hey, George! The ocean called, they're running outa shrimp!"

"I drink a Boost for breakfast, an Ensure for dizzert. Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp, that alone could drive a sane man bizzerk."

My job consisted of walking around refilling coffee for ppl and cleaning up dishes, it's insane this one guy in like 2 hours drank like 6 cups of coffee, all he said was, "This is really good coffee!" and there was this other guy he's all like, "I love this guy, he always fills my cup up right when it get to this level." I was a pretty good experience because there wasn't any, "Hey, I'm older, better and/or richer so i'ma gonna talk to like a bitch." So thats what i think made it. There were a few hot chicks there, wanted to totally hit on 'em, but yeah i didn't really feel like getting my ass beat by a bunch of white ppl for trying to sex up they're daughter/sister.

"I must got an angel, Cause look how death missed his ass. Unbreakable, what you thought they called me Mr. Glass?!"

Alright then thats all for that. Those strange lines are from this cd I've been listening to alot. It's pretty good.

So as i was saying... TV is a type of religion in the sense that it has it's own sense of beliefs and view that are taught to other ppl. So isn't that strange... how we all want to be individuals, with our own thoughts and original ideas and concepts. Yet these "religions" are spoon feeding us other's beliefs. Well although it's not original, the irony of it all is that we are because its the kind of mixture we of these beliefs and concepts that makes us unique. Soooo getting to a point i guess, society is one huge ironic ball of pointlessness. Not much makes sense in it, and the things that do, always have exceptions. So you figure it out, cause ppl have gone insane trying! So do it! DO IT NOW! NOW!....................................NOW!


Here's an interesting thought... if everyone that was physically and mentally able to in 2 neighbourhoods joined together... they could probably take over the city (mind you they'd have to take over a military base or police station) Now i'm not talking about those branched cities that are part of edmoton but you konw just edmonton. Now if this army recruited people from the dominated areas, this could cause a chain reaction and Canada could probably be taken over... this is because no one would really care. Lets face it were not exactly contributing to much in the world, both in the humane and military prespective. So yeah... mind you you'd have to have at least a decent ruler or like general for this starting army. So there in is my fool proof plan to try and take over Canada. The End.

So theres this one web comic that i read thats scares the pee poo outa me... Its called jack(http://www.pholph.com/) theres this lil saying at the bottom of the webpage that just gives me the chills no matter how many times i see it... of course this cartoon has fury ppl animals... you'll see what i mean, but yeah it's a great comic that's serious. The writing I find is great... But back to that phrase, in small font it says "What Kind Of God Are You?" Now some ppl may call this blasphimy, some just go whatever, but after following this comic for awhile... its just eerie.

Most ppl know about my religious beliefs, well my friends do... pretty much hardcore agnostic. But it got me thinking, the thing about religion is, it's needed to fill the uncertainty and unknown. If there are no beliefs then what left... the unknown and uncertainty that we control such a small fragment of our destiney and the rest could care less about you. I'm not saying weither or not religions are wrong or right, I'm just saying, it's a must for this type of society. Hell television has become somewhat of a relgion, this is based on the fact that it has it's own set of beliefs... anyways gotta goto a bbq...


to be continued!