Thursday, August 02, 2007
Howdy y'all,
As I'm pretty sure no one reads my blog any more but HIIIIII!!!! (Wavey wave)
So far it's been pretty good. I've gone to the Hockey hall of fame, and the Toronto Zoo, both have been enjoyable and taking up my day. It's always busy here, at a good sign of this is the Yonge and Dundas Square (Equivalent to our Church Hill Square, but nicer and more concreter) is busy during the weekdays after 10 P.M.
Lets jump around a bit seeing how I always do so in my blogs shall we?
PACKING:
Done the day of waking up at approximately 6:30 to eat and pack. What did I eat? 1 curry puff.
When did I have to get ready buy? 7:45. What did I have prepared? I picked out what luggage I was going to use and what food goodies I was going to deliver to my sister, also a assortment of clothes cleaned and dried waiting to be taken out of the drier.
GETTING TO THE AIRPORT:
Bernett gets to my house at 8:00,which everyone not reading this should know that, and it was perfect timing I just finished packing everything and was putting my stuff by the door. It's was drizzling a bit but that didn't dampen the mood. I was asked if I was excited but it still hadn't sunken in that I was going to T dot O. The only snaffu going to the airport was that there was a bit of traffic from 153 ave to 137 ave. While waiting in this traffic, I noticed my brother-in-law doesn't listen to the raido... strange.
GETTING TO THE PLANE:
I get dropped off , get my flight tickets VIA Mr. Express Terminal, THANK YOU ONLINE PURCHASING. And send my to bags to be put into cargo, all the while hoping that the frozen curry doesn't somehow leak through the container or for the container to break and OOZE out the smell of pure deliciousness onto the plane. If this happened, all the passengers on board would go into a feeding frenzy and chaos would rule flight Westjet 654. Parents would maul single passengers like myself and share the spoils with their children. And flight attendents would hide in the front and rear compartments hording all the free cookies and pretzels to themselves along with their rediculous 6 doollar sammiches.
Yay for tangents! HIP HIP! HUZZAH! HIP HIP! HUZZAH! Everything in red is completely fictional and should not be remember, we now return you to Tony's actual occurences...
After checking in my baggage, I went to Harvey's hoping to get a bit to eat (it's 9:10 and I haven't had anything except said curry puff), I get myself a cheese burger and a small drink, figuring I don't have time for fries I have to get through baggage check at 9:30, well after the food was made, I was eatting and before I knew it 9:25 came around. I'm scarffing this burger down and I'm not feeling well at all. I had 1 or 2 bites left but I was feeling sick and I didn't have much time left. Alas I did something I dispise doing as much as I dispise eating bitter melon... I threw the rest out!!! I wait in line and (for those who don't fly much) after the inicial line there are 3 more lines for the x-ray and metal detectors. Well one of the workers tells me to line up in the middle row. Infront of me are a 13-15 year old girl and her mom, and guess what their holding in their hands... take out bags from Harvey's. I would've been more pissed but I was worried about getting to my gate on time.
Alright got through the baggage check by 9:35 and my flight doesn't come till 10:05. No problem, leisurely stroll to the gate and I'm fiiinnneee... oh hey a flight times screen, flight Westjet 654 arrival, status EARLY 9:45. Right now I'm thinking, "Do I have to be on the plain 30mins early or was it check in 30 mins early....fuck...Fuck..... FUCK!!!" So now my leisurely paced walk starts as a power walk, then a jog, then felt like an idiot so I went back down to power walk, then thought don't be fucking late! JOG! Great! Gate 8, to Vancouver??? WTF!!! Check itinerary, Gate.... 18, FUCK! Thats 10 gates back, no jogging, SPRINT YOU FOOL, SPRINT!!!!! Make it to the gate and it's like 9:44, I'm slightly gasping for air and I ask the guys at the gate, "Are you seatting people yet?" "Oh no, were just waiting for the people to unload right now, you can sit down and we'll call you when it's time to go in." Le SIGH. Alright then I might as well grab a bottle of water before I get on the plane, grab some water and line up. Guess who's infront of me? Lil miss Harvey's Tween with a fist full of chocolate bars and candy, she looks back at me and recognizes me. I can tell cause she gave me the "Your the freak that stood too close to me in the baggage check line and your standing too close to me now, and I show disgust in my face but really I was some random man to ravage me and take me while I enjoy my tastey Harvey's and fist full of sugary goodness." Okay, more the first part than anything. Stupid attitudy teenagers, their just asking for the good Ole Tony Jae flying knee/elbow combo, I swear...
FLYING ON THE PLANE:
Suprisingly not eventful, just sat down enjoyed a bit of the scenery, watched Black Snake Moan (wasten't great but it was good enough to kill time, btw Christina Retchi isn't hot, clothed or non-clothed) this was on my new Zen Vision: M, made 2 people in the same row get up and move so I could run to the back of the plane (I was seated in the front) and use the womens washroom. What? There was an old lady in the front and another old handy-cap lady waiting next in line! Screw off!
GETTING OFF AND GETTING BAGGAGE:
To Be Continued
As I'm pretty sure no one reads my blog any more but HIIIIII!!!! (Wavey wave)
So far it's been pretty good. I've gone to the Hockey hall of fame, and the Toronto Zoo, both have been enjoyable and taking up my day. It's always busy here, at a good sign of this is the Yonge and Dundas Square (Equivalent to our Church Hill Square, but nicer and more concreter) is busy during the weekdays after 10 P.M.
Lets jump around a bit seeing how I always do so in my blogs shall we?
PACKING:
Done the day of waking up at approximately 6:30 to eat and pack. What did I eat? 1 curry puff.
When did I have to get ready buy? 7:45. What did I have prepared? I picked out what luggage I was going to use and what food goodies I was going to deliver to my sister, also a assortment of clothes cleaned and dried waiting to be taken out of the drier.
GETTING TO THE AIRPORT:
Bernett gets to my house at 8:00,which everyone not reading this should know that, and it was perfect timing I just finished packing everything and was putting my stuff by the door. It's was drizzling a bit but that didn't dampen the mood. I was asked if I was excited but it still hadn't sunken in that I was going to T dot O. The only snaffu going to the airport was that there was a bit of traffic from 153 ave to 137 ave. While waiting in this traffic, I noticed my brother-in-law doesn't listen to the raido... strange.
GETTING TO THE PLANE:
I get dropped off , get my flight tickets VIA Mr. Express Terminal, THANK YOU ONLINE PURCHASING. And send my to bags to be put into cargo, all the while hoping that the frozen curry doesn't somehow leak through the container or for the container to break and OOZE out the smell of pure deliciousness onto the plane. If this happened, all the passengers on board would go into a feeding frenzy and chaos would rule flight Westjet 654. Parents would maul single passengers like myself and share the spoils with their children. And flight attendents would hide in the front and rear compartments hording all the free cookies and pretzels to themselves along with their rediculous 6 doollar sammiches.
Yay for tangents! HIP HIP! HUZZAH! HIP HIP! HUZZAH! Everything in red is completely fictional and should not be remember, we now return you to Tony's actual occurences...
After checking in my baggage, I went to Harvey's hoping to get a bit to eat (it's 9:10 and I haven't had anything except said curry puff), I get myself a cheese burger and a small drink, figuring I don't have time for fries I have to get through baggage check at 9:30, well after the food was made, I was eatting and before I knew it 9:25 came around. I'm scarffing this burger down and I'm not feeling well at all. I had 1 or 2 bites left but I was feeling sick and I didn't have much time left. Alas I did something I dispise doing as much as I dispise eating bitter melon... I threw the rest out!!! I wait in line and (for those who don't fly much) after the inicial line there are 3 more lines for the x-ray and metal detectors. Well one of the workers tells me to line up in the middle row. Infront of me are a 13-15 year old girl and her mom, and guess what their holding in their hands... take out bags from Harvey's. I would've been more pissed but I was worried about getting to my gate on time.
Alright got through the baggage check by 9:35 and my flight doesn't come till 10:05. No problem, leisurely stroll to the gate and I'm fiiinnneee... oh hey a flight times screen, flight Westjet 654 arrival, status EARLY 9:45. Right now I'm thinking, "Do I have to be on the plain 30mins early or was it check in 30 mins early....fuck...Fuck..... FUCK!!!" So now my leisurely paced walk starts as a power walk, then a jog, then felt like an idiot so I went back down to power walk, then thought don't be fucking late! JOG! Great! Gate 8, to Vancouver??? WTF!!! Check itinerary, Gate.... 18, FUCK! Thats 10 gates back, no jogging, SPRINT YOU FOOL, SPRINT!!!!! Make it to the gate and it's like 9:44, I'm slightly gasping for air and I ask the guys at the gate, "Are you seatting people yet?" "Oh no, were just waiting for the people to unload right now, you can sit down and we'll call you when it's time to go in." Le SIGH. Alright then I might as well grab a bottle of water before I get on the plane, grab some water and line up. Guess who's infront of me? Lil miss Harvey's Tween with a fist full of chocolate bars and candy, she looks back at me and recognizes me. I can tell cause she gave me the "Your the freak that stood too close to me in the baggage check line and your standing too close to me now, and I show disgust in my face but really I was some random man to ravage me and take me while I enjoy my tastey Harvey's and fist full of sugary goodness." Okay, more the first part than anything. Stupid attitudy teenagers, their just asking for the good Ole Tony Jae flying knee/elbow combo, I swear...
FLYING ON THE PLANE:
Suprisingly not eventful, just sat down enjoyed a bit of the scenery, watched Black Snake Moan (wasten't great but it was good enough to kill time, btw Christina Retchi isn't hot, clothed or non-clothed) this was on my new Zen Vision: M, made 2 people in the same row get up and move so I could run to the back of the plane (I was seated in the front) and use the womens washroom. What? There was an old lady in the front and another old handy-cap lady waiting next in line! Screw off!
GETTING OFF AND GETTING BAGGAGE:
To Be Continued
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